Dinner Conversation
Tonight, we had one of those "I never want to forget this!" dinner conversations. It went as follows:
K: (said something inappropriate)
M: Kiryn, I don't think the word you just used is a very nice word. Let's not say that again.
L: What did she say, Mom?
M: It doesn't matter.
L: But what did she say?
Dad: Luke, let it go, it's not a word we'll repeat.
L: Was it the S-word? Or maybe the D-word?
K: No, it was the B-word, I mean, the F-word.
(at this point, Paul looks at me with wide eyes and says:)
Dad: Where are they learning all these words?!?
Mom: So, Luke, you won't be in trouble. Please tell us the S-word.
L: (embarrassed) ... stupid.
M: Okay. And now, please tell us the D-word.
L: Damn.
M: Okay. Kiryn what is the B-word, please?
K: (giggling) Um... butt.
M: Alright. And now please tell us the F-word.
K: (more giggling): Fart
End of conversation, which ended with lots of snickering by Mom and Dad, and a comment on how ironically well the kids version parallels the version we had in our heads. : ) And let me just clarify, the only reason the D-word is in this list today is because it was actually in Luke's history reading today! A British officer was quoted as saying it to a milita man. I couldn't believe it! We had a long talk about that word this morning. These are the moments I want to cherish in my heart. Their naivety and silliness.
K: (said something inappropriate)
M: Kiryn, I don't think the word you just used is a very nice word. Let's not say that again.
L: What did she say, Mom?
M: It doesn't matter.
L: But what did she say?
Dad: Luke, let it go, it's not a word we'll repeat.
L: Was it the S-word? Or maybe the D-word?
K: No, it was the B-word, I mean, the F-word.
(at this point, Paul looks at me with wide eyes and says:)
Dad: Where are they learning all these words?!?
Mom: So, Luke, you won't be in trouble. Please tell us the S-word.
L: (embarrassed) ... stupid.
M: Okay. And now, please tell us the D-word.
L: Damn.
M: Okay. Kiryn what is the B-word, please?
K: (giggling) Um... butt.
M: Alright. And now please tell us the F-word.
K: (more giggling): Fart
End of conversation, which ended with lots of snickering by Mom and Dad, and a comment on how ironically well the kids version parallels the version we had in our heads. : ) And let me just clarify, the only reason the D-word is in this list today is because it was actually in Luke's history reading today! A British officer was quoted as saying it to a milita man. I couldn't believe it! We had a long talk about that word this morning. These are the moments I want to cherish in my heart. Their naivety and silliness.
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